Office Zombie
Office Zombie
Office Zombie
Office Zombie
Office Zombie
Office Zombie
Office Zombie

Office Zombie

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What is Silver Shield?

A premium protective coating that shields your silver statue from toning, preserving its brilliance and keeping it looking brand new for years to come.

What is Silver Guard?

Silver Guard is our premium protection plan, created to give you total peace of mind. If your silver statue is ever accidentally dropped or broken, we’ll replace it—no questions asked. With Silver Guard, your silver art remains protected, worry-free, and guaranteed for years to come.

30 Day Risk Free Money Back Guarantee

Hand Poured from Premium 99.9% Fine Silver in the USA

Certificate of Authenticity Included

Lifetime Silver Purity Guarantee

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Office Zombie - Hand-Poured 99.9% Pure Silver Statue

Bring some undead humor to your workspace with this wickedly detailed hand-poured 99.9% pure silver Office Zombie statue, meticulously crafted by skilled artisans in the USA. This brilliantly conceived piece captures every corporate detail from the disheveled business attire to the zombie's weary expression through traditional hand-pouring techniques combined with modern 3D sculpting, making it a conversation starter for any collection or the perfect gag gift for coworkers, bosses, or anyone who's felt like the walking dead at work. Whether you're adding dark humor to your office décor, seeking a memorable retirement or promotion gift, or investing in precious metals with a comedic twist, this statue delivers both workplace relatability and investment-grade 99.9% silver value.

Every Office Zombie ships with a certificate of authenticity and our 30-day money-back guarantee, typically delivered within 1-2 weeks of your order.

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What's in the Box?

  • Hand‑poured 999+ pure silver statue
  • Certificate of Authenticity card
  • Premium microfiber polishing cloth
  • Gold Spartan collector sticker
  • Thank‑you pamphlet
  • Collector Box

Specifications

Specifications

Composition: 99.9 % pure silver (999+)

Finish: Hand‑polished antique patina

Weight: Varied

Dimensions: Check images for approximate dimensions image

Production Method: Hand‑poured and hand‑finished investment cast.

Origin: Crafted in Texas, USA

Purity Verification: Silver is purchased directly from the local refinery and personally tested as well.

Packaging: Foam‑lined collector box with polishing cloth, sticker, and thank‑you pamphlet
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Silver Shield

Silver Shield is a premium protective coating developed to safeguard your silver statue for the long term. Over time, pure silver naturally tones and darkens when exposed to air and handling, which can diminish the bright, polished look collectors love. With Silver Shield, your statue is sealed with an invisible layer of protection that locks in its brilliance, reduces the effects of oxidation, and helps prevent unsightly toning. The result is a piece that stays radiant and striking, preserving the artistry and craftsmanship as if it were freshly poured—year after year.

Silver Guard

Silver Guard is a premium protection plan created to give collectors complete peace of mind. While every Gold Spartan statue is crafted with unmatched quality and purity, life can still bring the unexpected — an accidental drop, a hard bump, or damage during display. With Silver Guard, your investment is protected against accidental breakage, ensuring that your silver art can be enjoyed worry-free for years to come. Whether you’re building a collection or passing down a treasured heirloom, Silver Guard provides the security and confidence that your statue is covered no matter what life throws at it.

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OUR FOUNDER'S STORY

Hey—Johnny Cox here. A few years back I spent my days running an insurance agency and my nights trying not to burn out. My escape? Melting scrap silver in the garage and pouring the simplest of bars—nothing fancy, just a way to clear my head.

 

Those plain bars sold out to friends. Curious, I tried sand‑casting so I could carve bolder shapes and textures. The pieces got cooler, demand got louder, and I got hooked. One learning rabbit‑hole later, I dove into investment casting, unlocking fully 3‑D designs that finally matched the ideas in my head.

 

Orders soon out‑paced policy renewals, and in 2020 I faced a choice: keep juggling insurance paperwork or bet on the midnight passion project. I chose the furnace—and Gold Spartan was born.

 

Today we’re still a small, hands‑on crew who pour every 999+ silver piece one at a time—just with better tools, crazier molds, and a lot more collectors cheering us on. If you’ve ever watched a side hobby take on a life of its own, you’re in the right place. 

 

Welcome to Gold Spartan.
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