Hand-poured collectible
Office Zombie
$199.00
Office Zombie – Hand-Poured 999+ Silver Collectible Standard Edition Undead at the Desk. Still Showing Up on Monday. The Office Zombie is the universal figure of the person who has...
- Metal
- Silver
- Nominal size
- 1oz
- Edition
- Standard
- Dimensions
- 0.85 x 0.48 x 1.66 in
- Documentation
- Certificate of authenticity
- Made in TexasInvestment cast, hand poured, and hand finished in our own studio.
- CertificateEvery statue ships with its certificate of authenticity.
- DeliveryTracked and insured until it reaches your door.
- GuaranteeLifetime authenticity guarantee. 30-day returns on eligible items.
Full description
Office Zombie – Hand-Poured 999+ Silver Collectible
Standard Edition
Undead at the Desk. Still Showing Up on Monday.
The Office Zombie is the universal figure of the person who has survived every meeting, every budget cycle, every reorganization, and every "exciting new initiative" — and who shows up on Monday morning with the glazed but committed expression of someone who has made peace with what their week is going to look like. This piece is equal parts dark humor and genuine tribute: the zombie at the desk, still working, still here, completely unstoppable not because of speed or power but because nothing has been able to stop it yet. Cast in 999+ fine silver with an antique patina, every detail of this satirical and surprisingly meaningful piece is hand-finished with care.
What You're Getting:
- Hand-poured 999+ fine silver with an antique silver finish
- Available in 1oz, 3oz, 6oz, 12oz, and 24oz
- Hand-finished for full figure and form detail throughout
- Marked for weight and purity
- Includes a certificate of authenticity
For the Survivor of Corporate Life
The perfect desk piece for anyone who has outlasted every reorg, sat through every team-building exercise, and still shows up with the resolute bearing of someone who cannot be stopped. A gift that everyone in any office will immediately understand and appreciate.
About the Standard Edition
The Office Zombie is a Standard Edition statue. Standard pieces have no cap on production and remain available continuously. This is the line for collectors and display enthusiasts who are choosing based on the design itself -- the piece that fits the space, the person, or the story they want to tell.
Shipping and returns
Most pieces are made to order and ship in about 2 to 3 weeks. Larger and custom orders can take longer. Every shipment is tracked and insured. Eligible items may be returned within 30 days of receipt.
What arrives in the box
Your statue arrives in a foam-lined collector box with a certificate of authenticity and a polishing cloth.
$199.00
How it is made
Poured, not manufactured
Eleven steps run between the first sculpt and the sealed collector box. These four decide what the piece becomes.
Know what you own
Most statue gifts are hollow. This is not.
The usual statue gift
The Gold Spartan
Resin, or plated base metal
99.9% silver or solid bronze, all the way through
Mass-produced overseas
Investment cast to order in Texas
Machine finish, identical units
Finished by hand, each pour unique
No material documentation
Certificate of authenticity with every piece
Loses value the day it ships
Precious metal that stays precious metal
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