Hand-poured collectible
Turd
$199.00
Turd – Hand-Poured 999+ Silver Collectible Standard Edition The Gift Nobody Expected. The Statement Everyone Remembers. Sometimes the boldest move is the one nobody predicted. The Turd is exactly what...
- Metal
- 1oz
- Nominal size
- Varies
- Edition
- Standard
- Dimensions
- 0.99 x 0.94 x 0.39 in
- Documentation
- Certificate of authenticity
- Made in TexasInvestment cast, hand poured, and hand finished in our own studio.
- CertificateEvery statue ships with its certificate of authenticity.
- DeliveryTracked and insured until it reaches your door.
- GuaranteeLifetime authenticity guarantee. 30-day returns on eligible items.
Full description
Turd – Hand-Poured 999+ Silver Collectible
Standard Edition
The Gift Nobody Expected. The Statement Everyone Remembers.
Sometimes the boldest move is the one nobody predicted. The Turd is exactly what it says it is — cast in 999+ fine silver with full artisan craftsmanship, finished by hand with an antique patina, and presented with the same certificate of authenticity that comes with every Gold Spartan piece. This is the gift for the person who has everything, the white elephant exchange that goes down in history, the office gag gift that happens to be made of genuine precious metal. Gold Spartan doesn't take itself so seriously that it can't pour silver into the most unexpected shape imaginable — and the result is genuinely, unexpectedly impressive.
What You're Getting:
- Hand-poured 999+ fine silver with an antique silver finish
- Available in 1oz, 3oz, 6oz, 12oz, and 24oz
- Hand-finished with the same care applied to every Gold Spartan sculpture
- Marked for weight and purity
- Includes a certificate of authenticity
For the Person Who Deserves the Most Memorable Gift
The perfect gag gift that isn't actually a gag — it's real 999+ silver, hand-finished by hand, and worth exactly what any other piece of the same weight in Gold Spartan's catalog is worth. The conversation piece that never gets old, and the silver investment that nobody will ever forget receiving.
About the Standard Edition
The Turd is a Standard Edition statue. Standard pieces have no cap on production and remain available continuously. This is the line for collectors and display enthusiasts who are choosing based on the design itself -- the piece that fits the space, the person, or the story they want to tell.
Shipping and returns
Most pieces are made to order and ship in about 2 to 3 weeks. Larger and custom orders can take longer. Every shipment is tracked and insured. Eligible items may be returned within 30 days of receipt.
What arrives in the box
Your statue arrives in a foam-lined collector box with a certificate of authenticity and a polishing cloth.
$199.00
How it is made
Poured, not manufactured
Eleven steps run between the first sculpt and the sealed collector box. These four decide what the piece becomes.
Know what you own
Most statue gifts are hollow. This is not.
The usual statue gift
The Gold Spartan
Resin, or plated base metal
99.9% silver or solid bronze, all the way through
Mass-produced overseas
Investment cast to order in Texas
Machine finish, identical units
Finished by hand, each pour unique
No material documentation
Certificate of authenticity with every piece
Loses value the day it ships
Precious metal that stays precious metal
From the collectors